A Club is... A haven for refuge and accord. A place where kindred spirits gather to have fun and make friends. A place of courtesy, good breeding and good manners. A place expressly for camaraderie, merriment, Goodwill, and good cheer. A place that humbles the mighty, draws out the timid, and casts out the sorehead. One of the Noblest inventions of mankind.                              -Anonymous